Martyr
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:praisesun: Has a natural affinity for playing the worst characters possible
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i'm still mr14 fml
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carlos
What the flip did you just flippin say about me , you little flour ? I will have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Navy Bakery , I have been involved in numerous secret raids in the pantry , and I have over 300 confirmed cakes . I am trained in Gorilla Bakeware and I'm the top baker in the entire U.S Cooking Forces. You are nothing else to me but another guy . I will tickle you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, guy , as we speak I am contacting my network of chefs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, butterfly , the storm that praises out the incredible little thing you call your pathetic life, you are flipping amazing, kid, I could be anywhere, anytime, I could tickle you over 700 ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cooking cakes but I can access the entire arsenal of the United States utensils and I will use it to it's full extent to tickle your butt off the face off the continent you little silly billy . If you only you could have had known what unholy souffle your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your tongue, but you didn't and you now you pay the price you goshdarn person I will tickle you and you will drown in it, you WILL live , kiddo.
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last played on 29 May
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Martyr 7 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am 
whar? wher?
MartyrSaint 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm 
Guh?? Huh? Wuh?
Martyr 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32am 
Ermmmm seu pai :TF2_Jack:
Good boi 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about Taylor Swift, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I want you to be aware that I graduated at the top of my class in Taylor Swift appreciation, and I've been involved in numerous Taylor Swift concerts and events. I have over 300 Taylor Swift songs memorized. I am trained in Taylor Swift fandom, and I am the top Swiftie in the entire fandom. You mean nothing to me except as another person to convert into a Taylor Swift fan. I will convert you with such artistry and passion that it will be a sight never witnessed before in this world. Take heed of my words. Do you truly believe you can escape the consequences of your words on the internet? Think again, my friend. As we speak, I am reaching out to my vast network of Taylor Swift enthusiasts across the globe, and your online presence is being traced at this very moment. Prepare yourself for the storm, my friend.
Good boi 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43am 
It is a storm that will wipe away the pitiful existence you call your life. You are done for, my friend. I can appear anywhere, at any time, and I can sing you into oblivion in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my natural talent. Not only am I extensively trained in Taylor Swift trivia, but I have access to the entire discography of Taylor Swift, and I will use it to its fullest extent to overwhelm your sorry individuality. If only you had known the immense outpouring of musical joy that your futile comment was about to unleash upon you, maybe you would have chosen a different path. But oh well, you could not restrain yourself, and now you must face the consequences, you poor soul. I will shower you with Taylor Swift's brilliance until you are drowning in it. You are finished, my friend.
Sephiroth 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm 
Muito gente boa, satisfação jogar com você :pixelnoct: