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You got it

I have a fart fetish

Girls farting ignites something feral in me, I want to be rid of it so badly it’s like a curse, I want a real girlfriend, I want real love

Here’s the darkest secret:

A girl I know who’s really beautiful knows I have a crush on her, so one day I asked her to do this, totally consensually and she agreed to it

I asked her to fill up on whatever she needed to, beans, beef, broccoli, eggs, anything that would make her fart, well she did, and had some dairy to kick it, (she’s lactose intolerant) and then come over and I got a gas mask and taped a tube to the mouth, then taped and sealed the other end to her butt, we hung out sitting next to each other at my place, and the whole time she was letting out the most foul, lactose intolerance turbo injected farts into the tube, for me to breathe in

I made her swear to never tell a soul, and she didn’t, and no one knows I did that, but now let it be known that you all now carry this tale

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Who the hell

coolest guy