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This DLC is a 10/10 and Fromsoft (once again) made something incredibly special. Its hard, very hard, and it supposed to be. They've really taken the base game and refined the fights and mechanics to an impressive degree here. I died to the final boss over 70 times and ended up resorting to a build respec and something very powerful just to get past them, but it felt so good to see the enemy slain card appear on screen. The final boss did give me some framerate issues however i didnt encounter any performance issues anywhere else through the massive map. This might be the best DLC yet

still hate sony but at least they finally listened to the players and did the right thing, for democracy!

Smaller file size than the new Star Wars Battlefront Collection

8.5/10

My initial thoughts on this game are that it has a lot of potential. Currently there is a level set aside for each book of the old testament, however only 3 books are currently playable. Some would say that is a let down, however I prefer to see it as a sign of the incredible things to come. Where some see what sits unmade or unfinished I see potential for what is to come.

In the Adam and Eve level you play as Eve and are tasked with collecting 5 apples before returning to Adam. Eve is actually a human submersible and can walk straight through the water with no hinderance. Also I would recommend jumping up slopes for faster movement speed, if you do it uphill then you don't incur the move stumble.

The second level focuses on the story of Noah, where as we all know Noah had 20 minutes to stick fight mace wielding desert monks with his wooden staff and fireball spells. I had some serious performance issues on this level due to getting locked out of performing any inputs, but when it worked it was great. Personally I would recommend the developers putting all 4 of your fight abilities on separate cooldowns vice a shared cooldown to add more depth to the already promising combat. Also you may notice that the word "Until" on the timer in the corner is misspelled, this is actually accurate to the ancient Babylonian spelling "Untill" which is similar to today's current terminology of "Until". Its not a bug, it's a feature.

For the third level "Abraham", The game crashed while loading and I was so overwhelmed with everything I had to shut the game down. The highs were so incredible that my heart rate is still elevated well above safe levels, but the lows from the missed opportunities due to bugs and my fear of missing out triggered a severe depressive state that my doctors have described as "catatonic and unprecedented."

All in all I can safely say that this has the potential to stand as the best release of 2022. Step aside God of War and Elden Ring, bask in the glory of the lord and repent for ever assuming you could hold a candle to the holy glory that is Adventures of the Old Testament- The Bible Video Game.

Fun visual novel! Definitely recommend downloading the NSFW 18+ patch from the devs, the H scenes are out of this world! Mary Magdeline has the BIGGEST Futanari "Hardware" you'll ever see.

Its just not Battlefield anymore.

WARNING! POLICE BRUTALITY IMMINENT!

Edit to my review here: its been months and the UI is somehow getting buggier over time, Performance is through the floor, Old Hunters are being removed, The pre-update maps still aren't back in the game, and now we're adding Ghostface crossover skins.

The game is regularly hemorrhaging players according to steam charts and I think it's pretty apparent why, the people in charge of Hunt Showdown have lost touch with why people liked this game to begin with and seem to value short term monetization practices over the community's goodwill.

It doesn't matter how effective your in game store is if people stop opening your game Crytek.

Fix your bot nightmare Valve, you're letting your most beloved title die. #FixTF2

Our Father which art in Maryland,
Howard be thy name.
Todd's kingdom come,
Todd's will be done in earth,
as it is in Bethesda.
Give us this day our daily Skyrim Port.
And forgive us our sex mods,
as we forgive our Fallout 76 bugs.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from bad reviews:
For Todd's is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
it just works. Amen.