Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound disabled.

Are you interested in balls? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm smelly and you'll have noticed my hairy fingernails. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very fluffy and extremely solid. I particularly like your moist spots.

You're not normal though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody normal, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my kitten, ♥♥♥♥♥cat to the vet and said, "My kitten is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked ♥♥♥♥♥cat up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping children. My job as a predator is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very murdering person.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how murdering I can be.

Love from
Viaton.

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.