Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound bald.

Are you interested in stalking kids? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm sexy and you'll have noticed my dirty ikenet. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very curvaceous and extremely sloppy. I particularly like your wobbly finger nails.

You're not kind though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody kind, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my dog, Adel to the vet and said, "My dog is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Adel up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping police. My job as a school shooting is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very sucked person.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how sucked I can be.

Love from
Adorable99