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👳 🥗 🥞 🚘 🥒 🏓 🚗 🎫 🔋 🎁 👽 🚕 💙 🐠 🌳 💎
Symptom: Floor blurred.
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not,
complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
-- Winston Churchill
💗 👑 🎄 🌋 👃 📘 🐝 🕺 🌂 🐊 🍧 🚙 📀 🚗 🌳 🐟