You do know that trying to eliminate Birthday Surprises goes against international law? You'll definitely get a knock on the door from the FBI for even posting that comment. Even if you managed to pull that off you'd be wanted in 194 different countries. So unless you're planning on moving to Tonga afterwards you wouldn't survive long (and if you did try to move, I'm not sure they'd let you in, because your ass will be national news after a stunt like that).

This once again proves that you didn't age past the 3rd grade.

Merpo, you failed to account for one thing... I WAS USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY THE WHOLE TIME!!!! You fell right into my trap. I am making a new invention that will stop birthday surprises on the whole PLANET!! You thinking I wanted a birthday surprise was what doomed you from the start. I knew that your hatred of me had to be unleashed, so I told you I wanted a birthday surprise, knowing full well that you would do the opposite! Now I have been biding my time to build my new NO BIRTHDAY SURPRISES EVER MACHINE! Expect it to go online in 3-5 business days. NERD!!!

P.S. This is real life. The nerd (you) never wins, and the bad boy (me) always wins! HAHAHAHAH!!!

I didn't want this to be public, but you insist spewing your vile rhetoric on my profile. Unfortunately the disputes over who deserved the Birthday Surprise are still public knowledge, but I wanted my profile to be a safe haven from all of that. However, if you want to act like a neanderthal publicly, then be my guess. You're still not getting the Birthday Surprise, remember you brought this upon yourself.

what am I saying? idk why i typed that because your still a nerd regardless of my grammer! ha ha

Update: I would like to issue my dearest of apologies, as I did not catch the grammatical errors in my preceding comment. I was so consumed in an unsightly fit of animosity that I did not contemplate the grammatical errors nor the intricacies of syntax I wrote. Simply put, I failed to abide by the basic building blocks of discourse created by man. I apologize and take burden of full responsibility for any disturbances caused by my shortsighted diatribe. However, I must interject that you are still a nerd. Furthermore, a nerd with two spheroids on his head at that.

hell nah! why did you delete all my comments from years ago. you're getting stuffed in the locker again nerd!