Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

Now Jonathan Taft, tied here by the mast
For swabbing slowly, acting lowly, sailing where it's far too shoaly
Jonathan Taft, yer sentence shall be passed
No more grog, on bread n' water rations ye will last!

I promised to keep you 'til we reached Gibraltar
But I have grown tired of that ugly face
And I'm running low on coin to pay yer maties
So I have a different verdict for yer crimes!

Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

Now Trevor McBain, before us here again
Accused of stealing, witch-craft healing, playing with our swab-boy's feelings
Trevor McBain, you shall be detained
In the brig, you will spend, fourteen days in chains!

Let it be known, I hold no grudge against you
But I've sort have taken a liking to your wife
For quite some time now, I've been waiting for this moment
But you needn't worry, I'll treat her with respect!

Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

Throw them in the sea!
Bring ye gangplank!
More rum fer you and me
The way that it should be
'Cause on this ship we settle things according to decree
And when in doubt of punishment: gangplank it shall be!

-Ye Banished Privateers