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20.1 hrs on record
"For those who taste the bite of his sword, they named him...Dual-wield Killer Gun Guy"
Count to 4, exhale
Posted 16 August, 2024.
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9.0 hrs on record
Cant wait for #2, this was Amazing
Posted 11 May, 2024.
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130.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A lot better to enjoy with friends, but equally just as fun Solo. NEED MORE

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10
Posted 18 January, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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21.3 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its only Early Access and I enjoy every part of this game, with continual updates this could be big.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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33.7 hrs on record
Definitely worth the hours, great survival aspects RECOMMEND!
Posted 14 October, 2023.
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58.5 hrs on record
It's good to go back.
Posted 18 June, 2023.
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8.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Great Nostalgia Overload and Good port by Capcom, PLEASE RELEASE 2 AND 3
Posted 10 March, 2023.
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150.5 hrs on record
Hokey Pokey Leeches Time
Posted 26 January, 2023.
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21.7 hrs on record
DETECTIVE MODE ALWAYS
Posted 1 January, 2023.
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5.2 hrs on record
The day Halo CE was released, was of a simpler time where the game Campaign was compelling, you felt like you were alongside Master Chief battling the Covenent, exploring the unknown, like you were Spartan 117 himself.
Halo 2 just blew everything else out of the water, Halo 3 followed, ODST, Reach, Halo Wars all are great fun and then along came Infinite.

An Infinite disappointment to the Industry and the Fans, an infinite punch to the guts on making the players (your foundations) pay almost $100 for a campaign that has always been, for years the main focus of the game.

(its F****** DLC)

Also when you market the whole game on "blah blah blah the most ground breaking multiplayer experience" yet not provide any of that "groundbreaking" experience, it speaks for itself, disappointment.
In conclusion, the Campaign should be base game, as it always has been, keep your micro-transactions to the "groundbreaking multiplayer experience".


Posted 7 September, 2022.
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