บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Derpbostic

This mod, honestly feels like playing as a Serbian guerrilla fighter for like 2 hours then CIA plant for the last 2.
not half bad, would recommend

honestly? i cant remember playing it?
its weird?
its zombies?
its a source game?

People Playground, the game for when your done with your bosses ♥♥♥♥ but dont want to be in prison for
-kidnapping
-torture
-murder
-aggravated assault
-crimes against humanity
-possession of an illegal firearm
-possession of stolen military property

and lastly.

-For killing greg.

♥♥♥♥ you greg. snotty nosed limp ♥♥♥♥ prick.
Eh ♥♥♥♥ it just play this and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them instead

Didnt know i needed 80's lo-fi beats to kill the russian mob too. but i love it.

Buy it, i wont say another word. buy it, play it, LOVE IT.
I know i do, and you will! because deep down..

you enjoy hurting other people.

If i could, i'd make my review an "I really don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know"
Drug Dealer Simulator is a game about, well, being a drug dealer. when i heard about this on realise i watched the development every now and again. eager to give this a try. now that i have put 40 hours into the game and done the main story. i'd say its not really worth it for FULL PRICE. if its on offer then maybe.

After playing for a while with high hopes. the game just doesnt really feel like what was advertised? it feels like your a tinder coomer but instead of hooking up your giving them meth or speed. which dont get me wrong works with the gameplay loop of:
-Pick up dropoff of your ordered drugs
-Check Orders
-Get the drugs and how much to the exact gram
-Sell it to each person.
-Repeat steps 2 thru to 5 until you need a refil
-Call up the cartel to give you more ♥♥♥♥
-And repeat.

thats the whole gameplay loop for about 70% of the game. and i cant really tell if its fun or not. if you look at the advertised game then the game itself your going to be wildly let down. There is a Drug Dealer Sim 2 in the works as im writing this review. but i doubt itll be as good as promised. most of the stuff in the first was either added then removed due to bugs, or the devs just gave up trying to finish it. The game really does feel like that. Although im not talking to highly about this game or what its like. i myself havent or cant remember any truly bad or gamebreaking bugs. but that might just be me.

In short for all you goblins who cant read. Get it on offer. boring-ish gameplay loop. and not what was advertised at launch.

Ever since i was a kid, i was always playing this game on a PS3 and played the campaign on recruit, now that im a lot older i thought why not play it on my barely working PC on the hardest difficulty! its a dumb little thing i decided to do! (and to be honest, i do this with EVERY call of duty game i have, even the bad ones.) Well, if someone told me to right how i felt beating this game on Veteran i'd ask them for my medal of honour and 274 Purple Hearts from how many times this game decided to kill you!

All jokes aside, the setting, the music, the theme, it all comes together to truly show the dark and gritty nature of warfare unlike "space man on ship flies through space and kills entire enemy forces" over there, AND ITS FROM THE SAME FRANCHISE!
you are a soldier, nothing more, just a human with a gun, some rounds, and a will to fight. this game has taken 16 hours of my life playing the campaign, and i'd ask it to take 160 more for no charge! its that good!

the only gripe is that the veteran difficulty, they dont lie about that. they really dont..

For a free game thats made by the monolith that is Bethesda Games. i dont hate it! which is really weird as a lot of people outright just hate this game! i can see where there coming from with it but for a free game that you just have to put some time into to enjoy, its not all that bad.

it gets repetitive really quick however, and all that charm of "its a fallout game" wears of in about 10 hours of play, but the worst part, its one of those "play without playing" type of games, and im not a fan of just lazy gameplay. you'd actually be playing the game for like 30 minutes at a time max before you get bored and play something else or forget this exists. yet for a free game, why not give it a try? i've already put 33 hours into the thing, how do you think i feel playing this? but after all, its not too bad to say not to pick up, and if its free there is no harm done to your wallet for picking it up and giving it a go!

THIS GAME!! THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!

Project zomboid was a game my friend bought me out of the blue and just said "play it" so i do what any sane person does, looked into it a little to see if i'd like it! "oh great another zombie survival game, so what?"

Then i played it. and i dont regret any second of it.

This game is set in Knox county, yes that one that hold most of the gold reserves in a place called fort Knox. but its set in 1999, or at least thats the most i can get out of when anyway i could be off by a few years. so dont think that your mega-laser-gun-of-death will help you.


There is no real story or objective other then survive. Thats it. it does feel a lot like DayZ at times but without the multiplayer aspect of getting raided and then killed by someone who you didnt know was there. hell the game even has that 2004 adventure game camera angle known as an isometric camera!

the most irritating or should i say enjoyable part of it is that your just another human, there is no "oh your the main character so even though you get bit or scratched you'll be fine but lets take 20% of your health" if you get bit, your infected, if you get scratched, thats a 20% chance, and a small laceration is a 7% chance.
you are just one more person in this hell just as everyone else is and there is nothing special about you, aside from maybe how many you've killed and all the loot you've found. there is no end, until you die. you make your own story and struggles for surviving!
(you can turn off the infecting part of the zombies in a custom sandbox which i do recommend if you just want a chill time to learn the basics of the game, but you will be missing the point if you don't keep that option on. even if you do, your not completly safe. the zomboid can and will still hurt and even kill you even if they cant infect and change you.)

it has everything i'd love in a game! i wouldnt call myself good or a pro at this game, not by a long shot! but you will certainly feel like that after you survive for a month, then a year, then 2 then 3 and so on. until one day you get bit or make one wrong move. and that person is gone. there are no checkpoints or saves (aside from when you quit, so you can join back, but you wont be able to go back to that point) so if you do die, you just play as another survivor in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. there is no escape, this is how you died. it may be a few hours until you do, it may be years, but you will, with the longer you wait putting that much pain onto you. never for them to come back.

would i recommend this game? if you want a truly hardcore game that wont hold your hand at any moment with no real ending to it and leaving you as the story creator? this might be for you! this game makes DayZ look like a playground (then again that game is centred around PVP rather then actually surviving). have fun, because at the end, you'll never want to play the game again because of your first death! (trust me, i did too) or will pick it up just one more time and be completely hooked!

Currently me and a friend of mine have decided to make a save with just some qualitly of life mods. (weapon indicators, boredom tweaks, draw on the map. that kinda stuff) we cleared out most of maldraugh and are heading to rosewood for a change to get some more ammo and clear out that town. maybe some firefighter jacket for that extra zombie killing protection

Tom Clancy Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Before Ubisoft took Clancy's legacy and ♥♥♥♥ all over it (if you cant tell im not a fan of the newer games under the Clancy title)

this game is a stealth game, seriously what more do i need to add? this game is really really good for a game that came out in what, 2005?! it still holds up really well after all this time! sure the lighting could be more to look at (tho that may be to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PC) i enjoyed the game!
Im not going to reveal the plot or story cause honestly half the time i was to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost nor did i really feel motivated to try to stay interested in it but the setpeices are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A++ for how good and stunning they all are! and thats saying something from the guys whos first splinter cell game i played was pandora tomorrow on the gamecube when i was a COD fanboy. Yikes.

im still unsure if i'd say this is a game worthy of your money, but it did really enjoy it! if your a fan of stealth games or want to try one that does it really well. look no further!

i could post some dumb meme here about roman ringing you and asking you to go bowling but thats just a dumb joke done 2689897654 times. no thanks.

Gta is good tho, at least it isnt GTA Online. all i really need to say