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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 103.3 hrs on record (101.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Jul, 2020 @ 10:27pm
Updated: 27 Jul, 2020 @ 10:52pm

I bought this game on sale for $50, downloaded the h patch, and it's honestly it's still not worth. Definitely not a $70 game. At first the game seems massive and in depth because it initially takes awhile to advance to other areas, and there is a lot of features you can put into the house that you create. But by the time you complete the house you actually like, and your frames drop, you realize how limited your playthrough is. I don't recommend it, but it's not terrible so I won't immediately uninstall, but I wish I didn't pay $50 for it.
graphics: 6/10
h -scenes: 9/10
actual plot: 2/10
sound: 3/10
lasting appeal: 3/10
replayability: 1/10

I know the #1 thing you filthy animals want to know - the h scenes... They are actually pretty good. The animations are great. There are jiggle physics. The girls voices are animated. H scenes give you different position options depending on your location. You can go as long as you want and you can change the location / position / speed / clothing as much as you want. What is annoying about them though is doing them when the girl is in the mood. You essentially have to wait for this to happen, and the more specific you want to be the more frustrating it actually is to do. Like if you want a threesome (yes they exist too!) in the morning when you walk up, you got to make one girl follow you (if she's not "busy") and grab the other girl (who has to be in the mood) then struggle to make you way back to the bedroom. It's cool that a girl will do her own thing (immersive), but its frustrating when you actually got to work around their schedule. There is a bug where if you enter a h scene the resolution changes and you can't exit the scene, you can only exit the game and pray you saved recently.

There is no time-elapse feature during the day. Besides fishing and h scenes with a girl when she's in the mood, you don't interact with any other feature. You can't play with your pet, you can't sit in a hot tub, you can't interact with the swings, you can't interact with the outdoor things like chilling under the waterfall, you can't even lay in your hammock unless it's bed time. A girl you create can do such things, but you can't join her for most things (none of which I listed). Once you finish gathering resources you need (doesn't take that long, but still long enough that you dread making another gathering lap) the best thing you can do to let time pass is go afk. If you want a girl to interact with something specifically you can't make her follow you and tell her do something "fun" (that's not h scene); so if you want your girl to pole dance for you, you have to wait for her to want to do that out of everything that she has the option to do, and she always has the option to do nothing. You are very limited to what you can "chat" with the girl. You are limited to 3 girls in the game. If you replace one of those 3 girls with a newly created girl, it will take days for her to catch up to the other girl, so you can't immediately play around her personality and skills and she is less likely to do what you say. And as already mentioned, there is essentially nothing to do in the day time to make this time elapse (building your house doesn't advance time).

The only reason why I have so many hours in the game is because the house I made literally took days to complete. There were many struggles. It was a puzzle to build because I was really wanted things to fit properly.
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13 Comments
thefew 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30am 
You guys are down bad for spending more than $30 on this shit. Illusion strikes again, stay in Japan you greedy f*ckers
Firehawk 25 Oct, 2020 @ 1:52pm 
Why would I be a filthy animal simply for being true to my desires? I think that makes me awesome.
noodle.zip 16 Oct, 2020 @ 9:40pm 
bruh LMFAO
GhostedShel 15 Oct, 2020 @ 10:08am 
Correction. non cosmetic mods
GhostedShel 12 Oct, 2020 @ 5:46pm 
@T1M3W4LK3R that sounds fun. I have mods for bigger games like skyrim, but idk where there would be for this game. I hadn't looked into it before, but I honestly don't think there were any mods available when I played.
T1M3W4LK3R 12 Oct, 2020 @ 8:23am 
the game was fun and all, specially if u know how to mod, i dont know how to, my friend mods feature for me, he mod that every night, zombie girls will appear and attack u, u could build a farm and truely a survival game, build your defense, secura and capture monster girls and etc ...but yeah $70 is a bit too much for a sand box game without mod. but $20 is abit too cheap. i think for $35-50 and community support may be worth it. still waiting hope they will bring out better product in future.
timebomb 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:53pm 
"wanted things to fit properly" nice
☭Empty Soul☭ 21 Aug, 2020 @ 9:53am 
And me downloaded it 4 free :D xD
Duckling 19 Aug, 2020 @ 5:14pm 
yes I am. its only for a certain demographic but if you invest time into it. it is really worth it
GhostedShel 19 Aug, 2020 @ 1:26pm 
@Duckling are you trying to say that the studio is worth $50-$70? I say no. I'd pay $10 max for the studio feature. $20 max for the game, and thats being nice. Ive been able to do much more in games that range from free-$5