I'm God, If he were bad at video games and not a god and sometimes poops his pants because he thought it was a fart, but somehow the coffee ran right through you even though it doesn't normally happen, and his wife looks at him differently now because he can't hold his poops in, but he tells her it was just a one time thing, but she still complains that a real God could hold his poops in. anyway. I guess God's wife is seeing a Demi-God right now and apparently he owns a Ferrari and has a really big lightning rod. Whatever. God poops his pants one time.