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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 5:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:08am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:08am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:48am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:39am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:48pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:27am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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