+rep This person's garbage is f**king god tier found a half eaten beef taco, plus it only tastes like it was one day old. Would highly highly recommend this spot.

Sick of your work conditions?
Do you wanna finally be a valued asset?
Tired of earning $1.15 per day?
Don't wanna go through anymore misery, being overworked, easily replaceable, and knowing you will have a short life if you continue?
Well E.T.S.C.A is here to help.

E - Elite

T - Trouser

S - Snake

C - Child

A - Army

Your problems will be solved!
You will be supporting a good cause for the community!
You will have value in real time! (unless you unfortunately pass away)
You won't be Mistreated! (unless you pass away)
You will be trained to become your own weapon!
You will get feed once a day!
You will be able to get sleep in peace for 4 hours! (without your plantation owners beating you awake anymore)
You will earn $1.85 per day!
"You will Shoot, before you will walk!"

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-rep reported me for being friendly

-rep owes me a knife