Banker142
Jerry Garlic
 
 
Head Clove Garlic Boys.

Founded in 1997 by a small ginger boy who loves garlic, the Garlic boys soon became a phenomenon all across western Uganda. However the Lead Guitarist Jedediah Garlic and the Bassist Bruce Garlic had a falling out in the fall of 2014, leading to the band breaking up and ultimately the collapse of the Ugandan government in 2015. With the band broken apart because of Bruce and Jedediah's bickering, Manager Jerry Garlic and lead vocalist Johnny Garlic both developed crippling Heroine addictions and turned towards human experimentation to fight their overwhelming depression. Finally in 2018, the Former band mates and brothers met in Jerusalem on the invitation of their lifetime fan Jew Garlic. During this trip Bruce and Jedediah finally made up and the decision to reform the band was made except this time it would be a cult. A cult dedicated to one thing only, being a sweat in video games.

The Cloven is comprised of the five founding Cloves, Jerry, Johnny, Jedidiah, Jew, and Bruce Garlic. They formed their Clovenant at the altar of the kings in Jerusalem, while visiting Jew Garlic.

After a short success story the brother began recruiting outsiders into the Garlic Boys as supplementary Cloves with the goal of becoming the biggest Cult in first person shooters as a whole.

Join our discord and become a garlic Boiii: https://discord.gg/VcPpbKr

We Are the Garlic Boys, We are Legion
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KaylaBear 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
it was bound to work sooner or later gg bud
chemicals 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19pm 
when the garlic boys needed him most. he vanished. just faint whispers echoed from what was left.
1nvir0nmenT 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm 
your mom dead
Banker142 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am 
Thank you everyone for your kind words of support I will do my best to live up to everyones expectations and continue down the path towards garlic enlightenment.
Love 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm 
fu king dog
Soft Catboy 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm 
You suck