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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:43am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 8:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 8:56am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:53am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 7:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:37am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:20am