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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 3:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 2:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:06pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:03pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:35pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
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My own clone

Have 1 You.
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Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
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Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
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Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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