i rate his stripping 10/10

He continues to sexually abuse me and he's really good at it

Dude, stop trying to show me your penis. It's too small.

After a good game in Mordahu, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Mordahu lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Clearly gay with low self esteem and a tiny penis.

ive sucked this guys ♥♥♥♥ would recommend +rep