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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:45am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 1:51pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:48pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:07am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:00am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked