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did they change the way these profiles look what the hell

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

I am a big fan of The Nostalgia Critic. I follow all of his social medias, I watch all of his videos, and I only masturbate to girls he features on his channel. I can’t ♥♥♥ to just anyone, it needs to be someone that The Nostalgia Critic approves of. He's always looking out for me. He weeds out all the things that aren't worth my precious time. Movies, video games, women, and horrible memories...

I have had a lot of bad experiences with people. Family members, girls, teachers. I was also molested by my uncle. But Critic deals with them in my defense, in other words, he remembers it so I don't have to.

Not only is Doug my favorite YouTuber, he is honestly one of my favorite people. Everyone around me is so fake. They are always posting selfies and having sex like my dad. He is so annoying. He's always telling me to stop watching my YouTube videos and do stupid ♥♥♥♥ like clean my room, eat dinner, or call grandma. All I ever wanna do is come home from school and watch Critic.

woah

woah WHAT