AITA for throwing my sister in front of a train?

Little bit of back story: My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

EDIT #1 (First Edit): Hey guys I just got form the judge I have to go to prison for 10 years... Later ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

EDIT #2 (Second Edit): Great news guys the judge found my post and she texted me that im all good fam. No more prison for me! lol

EDIT #3 (Third Edit): Who to ♥♥♥♥ gave me silver? ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ off I only accept platinum. Get your cheap ass outa here

EDIT #4 (Fourth Edit): Wtf guys I only accept ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ platinum ♥♥♥♥ off with your cheap rewards

EDIT #5 (Fifth Edit): Guys ♥♥♥♥ off with your gold and silver. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peasants

EDIT #6 (Sixth Edit): Thx guys for telling me im not the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I mean I already knew duhh. Just had to be sure

EDIT #7 (Seventh Edit): Omg finally a platinum thanks who ever gave me one you all guys took way too long... Smh

EDIT #8 (Eighth Edit): who the ♥♥♥♥ just gave me all those silvers? ♥♥♥♥ you dude you poor peasants

EDIT #9 (Ninth Edit): So I just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pinned? Does this mean I get more platinums?

EDIT #10 (Tenth Edit): stfu with all these trashy silver rewards I want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ platinum not some trashy trash bag. Wtf do you take me for you morons

EDIT #11 (Eleventh Edit): wtf guys I just woke up, more silver?? Really ♥♥♥♥ you all trahs bags. And wtf is that crtl c v award stuff? Is that good? Inna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Instagram Thot the ♥♥♥♥ should I know. And why the ♥♥♥♥ did I just got banned from r/amitheasshole ?