eyeballer
Gangstafy to legitimize
Stockton, California, United States
:battlescool: Fake Friends - Would knock on🔛 your front door🔑. Real Friends - 🚶walk 🚶 ▶️right▶️ in and "IM HOME" Fake Friends - will help🆘🆘 you 🆙up🆙🆙 when you 🌻fall🌻 over. Real Friends - will jump on 🔛 top🔺 of you and shout "PILE UP" Fake Friends - will steal this just like💟 ℹ️i ℹ️ did. Got 🅰️a🅰️ problem⚠️ with me? Solve it🇮🇹🇮🇹 Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe👟 Can't 😣face😣😣 me? Turn around Like me? Great. Even 👍better 👍. Think I'm ugly? Find 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ mirror/Don't look👀 at me. Don't 💑like💑💑 my style💈💈? Don't like❤️ yours. Don't know me? Don't 🔨judge🔨 me.
:battlescool: Fake Friends - Would knock on🔛 your front door🔑. Real Friends - 🚶walk 🚶 ▶️right▶️ in and "IM HOME" Fake Friends - will help🆘🆘 you 🆙up🆙🆙 when you 🌻fall🌻 over. Real Friends - will jump on 🔛 top🔺 of you and shout "PILE UP" Fake Friends - will steal this just like💟 ℹ️i ℹ️ did. Got 🅰️a🅰️ problem⚠️ with me? Solve it🇮🇹🇮🇹 Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe👟 Can't 😣face😣😣 me? Turn around Like me? Great. Even 👍better 👍. Think I'm ugly? Find 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ mirror/Don't look👀 at me. Don't 💑like💑💑 my style💈💈? Don't like❤️ yours. Don't know me? Don't 🔨judge🔨 me.
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eyeballer 24 Apr @ 4:13am 
FBI - I don't condone this message
lurpak spreadable butter 14 Apr @ 3:08am 
"I want to kill the president of the United States of America"?

It's illegal, it's a federal offense. It's one of the only sentences you're not allowed to say. Now, it was okay for me to say it, because I was just letting you know so you don't go out there and say something like that. It's kind of like a public service announcement.

What's interesting is it's very illegal to say "I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America." That's illegal! Extremely illegal. Very, very illegal. But not illegal to say, "With a mortar launcher.” because that's it's own sentence. It's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so that's perfectly fine, perfectly legal.
lurpak spreadable butter 7 Apr @ 5:44am 
he or she idk what cali is likes kids
Rocky 25 Mar @ 2:43pm 
♥♥♥♥ Netflix, we pirates now!

A Dead Theo Von fan

A Theo Von fan

Debauchery

Trump gives free mouth hugs

Hiatus time

Absolutely Not Zwooft

TRUMP ABUSES HIS POWERS

I'm not coming back this time
Rocky 25 Mar @ 2:43pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
lurpak spreadable butter 13 Mar @ 1:22am 
+Rep

I asked this guy to watch my doggos for me over the weekend and let me to you something. Great guy, really friendly that you can trust to watch your doggies for you while you're boning his mum over the weekend. Took great care of my fur babies