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😪
Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
😘
All the men on my staff can type.
-- Bella Abzug
😲
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- David Letterman
😗
Happiness is a hard disk.
🤑
The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
-- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."
😯
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
-- Leonard Levinson
😍
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers
😙
I disagree with unanimity.
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