Recent reviews by AlphaZulu77

You were, are and will be maidenless forever

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ It will cause myopia

---{ Gameplay }--
☐ OMG!
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
Insane
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Deaf for life

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
☐ The departed

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1 TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

I've played the game when it was released on PlayStation so I actually have a bunch of hours into it. Just replaying it on my PC cuz it's worth it. Therefore here is my personal score :


---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Insane
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1 TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Very tactical, very slow game. Gotta plan your runs and work as a team in every step of the way. Dont be kickin doors just cuz the hell of it. You might find a surprise laying behind it...

Best single player comando game ever made. Let Kojima cook, sad hes not in konami no more.

El juego parece ser bueno hasta la decima hora, lo cual es injusto porque ya no lo puedes devolver. Para entonces te habras dado cuenta que es solo un mapa hecho con cierto amor pero NPCs que mas tiesos no pueden estar y enemigos muy pero que MUY limitados. Elden Ring tiene mas hechizos que este juego, no hay enemigos en el aire, faltaron cosas que hacian de Hogwarts magico, no hay Quidditch, no hay ajedrez magico, no hay club de duelo despues del tutorial, las clases son super genericas y una vez te aprendes el hechizo con las supuestas tareas que te mando el profesor dile adios a esa asignatura porque no la vas a ver mas. Cada vez que vas a pasar por una puerta se queda cargando mas o menos tiempo dependiendo de la calidad de tu PC. Entonces puedes usar las maldiciones imperdonables y ni un dementor te aparece, no hay ni un elemento sandbox! Es un mundo muerto (Excepto por los animales fantasticos ahi si creo que a la mayoria nos gusto lo que hicieron). Las misiones secundarias.....viste una? Ya las vistes todas. Entonces lo que mas furia me da es que esta gente ni siquiera se ha tomado el trabajo de parchear el juego desde el parche inicial . Lo abandonaron! Yo creo que ni Anthem tuvo tan pocos updates! Tiene problemas serios con FPS en ciertas zonas del juego y ni hablar bugs bien molestos. En fin para mi constituye a una falta de respeto para los gamers y los fans de Harry Potter (hablo como parte de ambas comunidades). Y no deberia de estar clasificado como juego triple A, ni costar 79.99 USD (precio norte america) NI MUCHO MENOS ser considerado candidato para GOTY 2023. Creo que esta franquicia deberia de ser entregada a una compania mas competente que valore los elementos que hacen a la saga lo que es y a los fans de la misma! (Perdonen las faltas en la ortografia mi teclado esta en ingles jaja)

Masterpiece. Nothing else to say

Games crashes a lot

Please at least fix the bugs for God's sake. I've been dying to play this game since long ago and my experience has been very awful because of the many many crashes and errors this game presents.