Begins with clapping, clapping fades out as short begins

Begins with Keith writing a letter when Dave comes in and sits on the couch

Dave: hey man whatcha doin

Kieth: Nothing, just uhh writing a letter to my sister

Dave: cool nods head

Keith: ya it’s crazy I uhh havn’t seen her in years. Its weird because—

Dave shoots Keith, “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays”

Keith brings up hand, there’s blood on it then looks back at Dave, then falls to the ground.

Dave drops gun, looking shocked.

Dave: gasping, breathing hard, shaking

Keith then shoots Dave with the last of his energy “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays

Dave looks at hands and they are covered in blood, then looks back at Keith on ground, Dave then falls to the ground.

Keith falls back down, presumably dead. Drops gun.

Camera pans to both Dave and Keith on the ground, eyes open, unmoving.

Eric walks in, smiling and laughing

Eric: Haha guys I just though of the funniest thing—

Dave then shoots Eric. “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays

Eric looks down, is holding stomach with both hands, blood is leaking out. Eric then falls to his knees, and then the ground.

Dave falls back to the ground and drops gun, presumably dead.

Kristen Wiig then walks into room with luggage, gasps. She then walks over to the coffee table and pick up notebook and reads the letter that the man was originally writing.

Letter says, “Dear sister, by the time you read this-

Eric then shoots Kristen wiig

Kristen wig looks back and then gets shot by Dave. She then hunches over in pain.

Then Keith shoots Kristen wiig, who is presumably his sister. She hunches over in pain even more.

Eric shoots her again, then Keith, then Dave. Then Eric, then another shot, then Dave shoots her. Then Keith shoots her. Then Eric, then Keith. Then Eric. Then Dave, then Keith. Eric shoots again. Then a final shot occurs before Kristen wig falls to the ground.

Each time the gun is fired, hide and seek by Imogen Heap plays.

Sirens wail, and then scene turns into a crime scene.

Cop: *whistles, got ourselves a blood bath.

Other cop: Hey Sarge, listen to this. He begins to read letter.

Dear sister, by the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it will happen. Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot dave, Then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave, then you will walk in and get shot by Eric, Dave and I multiple times. Love, your brother, Keith.

Other cop laughs and shakes head, continues reading

P.S: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot eachother.

Other cop: Now isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever—

Sargent then shoots other cop. “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays.

Other cop shoots Sargent. “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays.

They both continue to shoot eachother, look back at eachother, look down at their hands, and then fall too the ground. “hide and seek by Imogen heap plays for each cop, so it sounds kind of doubled over but not exactly matching.

“Mmm watcha say” plays for the last time.

End.