I always knew Araki was a slimy little bastard, lying to our faces, mf trying to gaslight me, well I know the truth, I know Gyro is real and I know he tried to fúck me in the áss, and I also know I fúcking let him 'cause I'm a real one and he is too, this is the true man's world my homie pal buddy chum and you ain't takin it from me 'lest you're all ready for losing your anal virginity, I will scream and I will masturbate to Jonathan x Joseph pornography in the middle of walmart, ain't no authority in this whole wide world can stop me from being the man I wanna be, innocent, naked and bare like god fúcking made me, doing what I know I wanna do and I gotta do, and if you try to gimme shít for it you getting a chicago sunroof on yo ass dumbass fúck shít, I'm the king and you're all pússies, you ain't even real, you just figments of my imagination, I'm locked in this room of white cushions with my hands tied behind my back but motherfúcker, I'll break free and I will show the world that a true man cannot be contained, I'll show them they're wrong and they will cry, pee and possibly ejaculate when they witness my glory. I am god's apostle and I will have gay sex with Gyro Zeppeli for that is his will and those who sin by standing in my path will burn eternally in brazen hellfire mōtherfúcker!