MackyGeez's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:13am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 7:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 12:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:33am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:42am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:31am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 10:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 9:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:48am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 8:38am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 11:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 5:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 8:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 8:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:03pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 3:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 10:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 4:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 11:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:01pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 3:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 8:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:49am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:19am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:40pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:22pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:26am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 12:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 11:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:30am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:30am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:14am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 11:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:46pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:57am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:31am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:14am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 12:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm