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this man attempted to sedate me and rape me in his cardboard box under the manhattan bridge but i woke um and beat him to ♥♥♥♥ he is now in intensive care and will not be answering to any calls or texts for a while

I was at my cousin's wedding and brought him as a guest and he ♥♥♥♥ himself while the ceremony was happening and he blamed it on the bride

it's true

Is a cool guy but sometimes lactates through his shirt when we are in public, pretty gross tbh.