ZiRO XakeR's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2017 @ 10:58am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 2:11pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2017 @ 10:49am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 2:18pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 12:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2017 @ 11:54am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 11:21pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 2:46am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 12:01pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 12:40am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 1:52am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 1:34am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 12:21am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 6:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 2:02am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2017 @ 12:42am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 1:48am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 11:19pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2017 @ 11:04pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 3:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 6:47am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:44pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2017 @ 11:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 6:45am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 12:42am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 1:34am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 1:32am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 1:34am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30