Proezas de ZiRO XakeR no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 4 abr. 2017 às 10:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 1 abr. 2017 às 14:11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 4 abr. 2017 às 10:49

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 1 abr. 2017 às 14:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 3 abr. 2017 às 0:45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 4 abr. 2017 às 11:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 7 abr. 2017 às 23:21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 2:46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 12:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 17 abr. 2017 às 0:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 1:52

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 2 mai. 2017 às 1:34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 17 abr. 2017 às 0:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2017 às 6:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 1 abr. 2017 às 13:55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 2:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 9 abr. 2017 às 6:32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 10 abr. 2017 às 0:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 1:48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 7 abr. 2017 às 23:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 4 abr. 2017 às 23:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 8 abr. 2017 às 3:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 1 abr. 2017 às 14:14

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2017 às 6:47

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 1 abr. 2017 às 13:44

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 4 abr. 2017 às 11:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 9 abr. 2017 às 6:45

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 17 abr. 2017 às 0:42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 2 mai. 2017 às 1:34

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 17 mai. 2017 às 13:28

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2017 às 1:32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Desbloqueada a 2 mai. 2017 às 1:34

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

27 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30