Recent reviews by GLITTERBUNNYZ

YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi,
we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish.
You know what that means.
Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please.
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese,
dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so.
next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint.
Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.

also i have more like 600 hours on this cuz of nintendo switch and i have yet to find an action roguelike shooter than i enjoy more this game is a gem

cool

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( i suck at it and probably could not have beat most bosses if it werent for seamless co-op with my friend)

game is still unable to be purchased in many regions. I hate that I have to give it a thumbs down.

im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I LOVE.

good

it took me like 30 mins to do the stupid board game but i did it

i cnat st op playignnn my eyes hrtuh

good