Zach if you read this, i despise you with every fibre in my body. You ARE 4'3 you said it yourself, you DID jump on 2. its 3 2 1 GO not 3 2 jump, hang, flail around like a baby on a bunji cord and scream " PULL, HURRY UP"
you know what should've hurried up? the plan B your mum took when your dad didn't wear protection, look what they ended up with, someone that can't even get a simple 3 2 1 GO count. I hate you and I will always hate you. And you're short so there's that too

Zach if you read this, i despise you with every fibre in my body. You ARE 4'3 you said it yourself, you DID jump on 2. its 3 2 1 GO not 3 2 jump, hang, flail around like a baby on a bunji cord and scream " PULL, HURRY UP" you know what should've hurried up? the plan B your mum took when your dad didn't wear protection, look what they ended up with, someone that can't even get a simple 3 2 1 GO count. I hate you and I will always hate you. And you're short so there's that too