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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 8:40am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 7:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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