Recent reviews by Maulmere

Game is great.
Nevermind, Winter just came and I already want to kill myself.

Pros:
This game's got addicting gameplay that keeps me coming back.
You still have around 12 weeks to get the bunnygirl skins if you come here NOW.

Cons:
I want to kill myself.

I give good head to my sawed off while fingering the trigger.

He who pulls me out of the Sunflower shall be named King Arthur.

Most of my experience with the game stems from the original version of Assault Android Cactus on Xbox One, but the gameplay translates very well across platforms. This game is an adrenaline rush of fun, but it's easy to get pissed off at all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game likes to throw at you when you least expect it.

Pros:
Fast-paced gameplay
A good number of the levels are manageable enough for you to squeeze in an S+ Combo (unless you're playing as Coral, the prick).
One of the characters you can play as can control a drone with spinning ears that decimate your enemies

Cons:
Giant robots that shoot spiky explosive balls at you that you can't shoot until it's way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ late
Aforementioned drone gets stuck on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYTHING

Summary:
How much fun you're going to have in this game depends entirely on how much of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Witch Beam wants to be to you. Don't touch it if you're prone to violence. You *WILL* shoot up a school after playing this game.

One of my neurotic pawns went into a mental break, and decided to break whatever was around him. Unfortunately for that dumbass, there happened to be a full stack of anti-grain warheads sitting in the storage room beside him.

Tekken 7's customization allows you to play as Skeletor from He-Man. Bryan's your man for this fun.
On another note, Leroy Smith is very similar to Demoknight: They're fun to play, but infuriating to play against. Also they're black.

You want cybernetic abilities? You want high quality weapons to decimate your foes with? You want SOFTCORE PORN? This game's for you!

The game's mechanics and story have been carefully designed to make sure that they work together, and that's honestly really respectable in its own right.

Honestly, Famaze is a good time waster when you've got too much to spare. It's a maze dungeon dweller game that makes the whole gameplay based on the maze on top of the hero, enemy, trap, or item, that shows you exactly what you're doing. A game that has a gimmick just like this deserve a good rating from me, because every good game needs a good gimmick