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One time, I had to drive Michael Jackson to the airport, and on the way, he decided to stop at this little blues club cause he wanted to kick back with a bottle of wine and a cigar. It was a quiet night, he was eating these delicious nachos, and I broke into the DJ booth and I put Smooth Criminal on the sound system. I wanted to boogie, and so did Michael! He got up and started dancing on the table, and the security guard came up and tried to take him down, so I punched him the fυck out, and then this other guy comes up, and Michael hit him, he hit him so hard his hair fell out, and then these two Korean twins came on to us, so we took them em to the manager's office and we started pumping away at them. And Michael and I were just pumping and pumping and then. We sprayed them with hot milky cυm , and everybody applauded!

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