-rep, i thought this guy was cool until I really got to know him.
Turns out he's racist! Me being an Indigenous American (Cherokee Tribe) I could sense it, but I wasn't sure until one fateful afternoon. Me and "Sir Llama" were playing CS:GO (like usual) when he said something I will never forget, he said, and, i quote, "man you just can't que on NA servers with all these dirt poor engines cloggin up the silver games". Sickening I know. Initially i didn't call him out, but I did make a /r/relationship_advice post on Reddit (front page of the internet) later that day and literally everyone agreed he was stepping way out line ( he comes from an all white European background) with his comment about indigenous peoples. I did what any one from a marginalized group would do in this position and confronted him, what happened next is exactly why I am leaving this comment.

because big peepee is gay

Why are you gay

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my ♥♥♥♥♥ in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

-rep false spread of information about my neopet playtime, I'll have you know I've dumped over 2000 hours into neopets and still frequently playing to this day, don't you dare slander my name I am one of the top 10% neopet players in the world. My pcpm (Potatos Counterd Per Minute to you oblivious noobs) is 300% above the average user. I am a master of neopoint trading I can flip 10 points into 10000 in minutes, I run the underground, I am THE MARKET. So don't ♥♥♥♥ with me or my neopet ever again, you've been warned... Kid.

Sorry I may be misreading, but it appears you only included “Cars and Cars 3” in your comment discussing good car movies. 😎 I am bringing up this seemingly unimportant information due to the fact that you may have forgotten “Cars 2”. 😡 In case somehow you thought the masterpiece that is the Cars trilogy 🏁 🏁 🏁 only consisted of “Cars” and “Cars 3”, I would like to let you know you are wrong.