How do the Corpus mow their lawns? With a lawn Moa.

Why are Argon Crytals called Argon Crystals? Because the next day they are gone.

Is it me or does Excalibur get stuck in rocks a lot?

What happens if you tell a joke to Vay Hek? He'll Grineer to ear!

How much does a greatsword weigh? About a Gram.

What does a vegetarian corpus eat? Salad V.

What do you call a fat Grineer with no teeth? Heavy Gummer.

Where do the tenno keep their crossbows? In the Attica.

The multitude of possibilities for Volt puns really shocked me.