Toxic0oze
 
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hbox. His playstyle is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his combos will go over a typical melee players. There’s also Hbox’s disgusting tournament wins, which is deftly woven into his reputation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hours of optimizing puff, for instance up throw rest. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these complex combos, to realise that they’re not just the metagame- they say something deep about Melee. As a consequence people who dislike Hbox truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the intricacies in Hbox’s existential catchphrase “One Good Rest is worth a thousand misses” which itself is a cryptic reference to Kayne West in classical literature. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Juan the Fatty’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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Toxic0oze 28 Sep, 2019 @ 8:06pm 
Hk
Thumas 28 Sep, 2019 @ 3:45pm 
Hbox
more like hungry for ♥♥♥♥♥
more like hornyBox