DUDE, WHAT? :v

Dear mister,

It's been a year and few months after the claiming of this land as my property, and i am quite pleased with the decision. The grasses are thriving, the size of the land is perfect for outdoor activities with the family and friends, and it is a nice neighborhood to spend my life in too. I'm really glad claiming this comment section as my backyard.

Or that what's i was about to say if i were actually pleased. There's no one here and the quality of the soil is basically nonexistent, and the land is just too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enormous i can't keep maintaining the grounds. Last week the specialist i've hired, Jim, passed away due to overworking on maintaining the safety of this land. Now the deers are eating my crops again.

I hereby pass the ownership of this comment section to you again.

Not sincere, not pleased and most importantly not yours,
Sargion

Dear mister,

I hereby claim this comment section as my backyard.

Not sincere and most importantly not yours,
Sargion