Do not have relations with River Ward. Why you ask? Because he will send you this and more like it.

"You were in my dreams today, you know?
- Don't think i wanna know the details
Well i woulda told you anyway. You were riding a motorcycle, jacked into it via smart link. Your every thought, every reaction were immediately picked up by the machine. Before a turn, the bike leaned to the side before you even thought about it. When you pushed on the throttle, it roared forward, eager to please and thrill you. Your thighs were clutching its metal body , your muscles pulsating with excitement as you dashed down the highway... You probably figured by now i was the bike in the dream. And then... then i woke up.