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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:24pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:27pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:11pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:24am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:48am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:35pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:37pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:52pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:45pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:50am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:07pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:18pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:39pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:16pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:16pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:36am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:49pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:19pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:45am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:17pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:50am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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