I was born and raised in Balmora, Morrowind. By the age of 34 centuries, I set off to seek my fortune. From thenceforth, I discovered a fondness for pancakes and rubber frogs but my betrothed was displeased with this and left me for "The Doctor". This did not falter me much, but I was forced to leave behind these trades for the unkind memories they bring. When the 5th Rune Wars broke out, I assisted the cause of Dead Orbit by fashioning waffle irons and selling them to raise money for homeless children. After the conflict subsided, I located a job at Aperture Industries as a Pokemon Gym Trainer. After the semi-great depression, I had to leave the job and travel E.D.N 3 to make a living by sewing socks from Thunder Lizard hides. My expertise at this caused a promotion to obscurely-known private investigator and was hired by a man by the name of Lord Farquaad. After a few peaceful seconds, I commisioned the team to construct Moron Mountain but a colleague by the name of Bruce Wayne stole the credit. With no choice left, I destroyed the Death Star with Andúril and placed it in the Temple of Time for a future hero. Now, I have a Steam account, yay!