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11.4 hrs last two weeks / 2,133.5 hrs on record (1,398.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

The deep web of HUNT: SHOWDOWN players and what you can find!
(review made for fun, don't take it seriously)

SURFACE WEB

* STAR:
They just bought the game, playing the tutorial and trying to understand the gameplay.
Usually they play with a friend because getting tired of Tarkov or CODWZ otherwise their 6 stars friend has convinced to bought the game only for reverse-boost the lobby.
Can be clueless and scared, so keep away from them so they can learn how to play!
1 star lobby doesn't exist so they usually gonna matched up with 3 stars lobbies.

** STARS:
They enjoy the game, but are pretty casuals, usually came from League of Legends or DOTA 2, still in the phase "astonished from the details of the game and WOW COWBOYS!"
Always get the free hunter.
Loadout: Winfield/romero, the first pistol they see, medkit, knife, choke bombs "that never use", stamina shot, weak vitality and antidote. (in many cases they can bring dualies too!)
They play at max of the graphics because they like it and not for getting a decent framerate.
Can crouch walk across the map for 30 minutes without find the boss or can run giving a **** about crows and dogs!
(kills immolators with knife so constantly one-shot)
They probably have most of the fun.
Also 2 stars lobbies doesn't exist.

*** STARS:
2 types of them: they are growing up with skills or they have 2000+ hours and still stuck at 3 stars for many reasons, usually plays in trio, they often use shotguns or winfield with levering, they use budget loadouts for save money for big weapons that they will never use even if they have 50k dollars, can be used as shield while pushing or as target in open fields so you can spot other hunters!
90% of the times they are the first to die in fight and they gonna use bees before to die, ofcourse the bees comes to you.
They often use Felis, Redneck or Black Coat.
ALWAYS TRAP EVERY ENTRANCE AND BARRELS WITH MINES.
They can't get mad or flame you because for them is only a game.
Dies by mobs.
In 3 stars lobbies you can still have fun.

DEEP WEB

**** STARS:
Often accompanied by 5 stars, the 4 stars player is the most common, they have a good knowledge of weapons and maps, they can kill everyone or miss every shot, in that case prepare yourself for flame him at the end of the game, after you pressed the "back to menu" button ofcourse, they gonna feel guilty and useless so maybe they gonna play better the next game (or maybe not)
They loves legendary skins and hunters so they gonna get all the skins at every cost!
PRO:
They often adapt themselves in every situation, can push, camp, ambush and snipes in some rare cases! But you need to keep an eye of them because if they are too far they enter in panic mode and starts to do random things!
Very good for support or bring some good tools like sticky bomb or ammo box so you are not going to waste a slot for it!
CONS:
They are bad at killing mobs, dies with grenades and have some difficulties to spot enemies, so you need to ping every time.
They also stand still in the same place and dies often from headshot.
They scare crows always.
4 stars lobbies are the most enjoyable.

DARK WEB

***** STARS:
They are good at the game, they know how to move around, how to peek corners and how to use most of the weapons, mainly they use Uppercut or Mosin but can be found with a good variety of weapons.
They often use cain, headsman or reptilian as skin, because are the most cancer of the game, so prepare for take an headshot and back to menu.
They know many tricks and tips of the game, they know details, they know the sounds, they can say which weapon is shooting in the game and the distance, they can make predict about where the boss is (also your head), they always look for good high ground, they use peek advantage and makes very few mistakes.
Their behavior can be very toxic, with team mates too, can get very salty and if you kill them there is a high probabilty to find a new comment in your profile!
And if they get mad enough, they can add you and flame you in chat then suddenly remove you from friends!
In 5 stars lobbies the game starts to change, become more hard and requires a good skill, it can ruin your life!

MARIANAS WEB

****** STARS:
The best of the worst, the sweatlords, the mad dogs, the most toxic, pis.sed off and high skilled players, they need to have the entire map under control, ALWAYS RUN IN THE GAUNTLET AND ALWAYS HEADSHOT (bodyshot not allowed) and if they see your ass for first, you are dead already, always shoot in wallbang, always try headshot and if you hit without killing them, you just gonna boost their anger.
Avtomat, Nitro, Mosin, Dolch and Uppercut can be found often in their lethal hands!
They can spot you from breath and take away your sould in a second.
They gonna try to kill in every way, you can't make any mistakes or you are dead.
From the Cain KDA farmer with Mosin sniper spitzer to the CHAD that push you with the pitchfork, you are never in safe.
6 stars lobbies are the most carcinogenic, you CAN'T have fun and can't make mistakes, you can only win or go back to menu with honor (escape is not a solution), the game gonna turn into wallbang simulator too!
Here too an high percentage to find new surprises on your account if you kill them.
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