me das miedo, jugamos a las escondidas?

Hello Random Person, I just wanted to tell you the rules for you to be my friend on steam just in-case you wanted to know.

Your Steam Profile level needs to be at least 20, 2 years old acc, own at least 100 games, 1500+ hours in CS:GO, only accepting oxford graduates, Have a Phd in the dark matter studies, If you're older than 25 don't even bother, be married, have at least 2 kids, after adding me you are expected to divorce your wife and throw the kids in the street (these little spawns of satan). ---and much more to follow up later---
[p.s if you're a girl u can ignore all of that :) just hmu on nutlord69@hotmail.com]

ANY ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE ME OR BREAK THESE RULES: instantly add to the blacklist, receive a complaint for fraud, and i might go as far as to hack your pc if was in a foul mood.

If you send me a friend request and your Steam account does not fit the description described above, then you will be ignored by me. If you insult me under my profile, I will END you.

NO EN MIS GOGOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO