⣿⠃⠀⡸⡇⠄⠀⢰⠘⠉⠀⠀⢰⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⢻
⡇⢀⠀⠀⠰⡀⠀⠘⢰⠁⠀⠘⢸⠰⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸
⠃⣸⠧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠏⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡷
⣧⢸⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠘
⣿⠰⡷⠀⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⡁⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠀⠀
⣿⣇⠀⡄⠹⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⡇⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⡇⢊⢺⣦⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡆⣀⣀⣀⣤
⣿⣿⣿⣦⡁⠿⣿⣤⣤⣤⡶⢿⣿⡠⡟⠻⣿⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠉⢽⣿⣿⠋⣀⠻⢿⣧⠟⢠⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀⠹⣿⠋⠙⠷⢦⣀⡠⠿⠟⡻
⣿⣿⡿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⣿⣧⠒⠐⠒⢀⣿⡇
⣿⡿⡽⠃⠀⠆⠄⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀
ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.

welcome back kid

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠉⢁⣀⣀⣀⡈⠉⠛⢿⡿⠿⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠃⢀⣀⣤⣤⣄⠉⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣯⣻⣧⠀⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠈
⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀⣼
⣿⣿⡿⠇⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⡈⠉⠀⠀⣴
⡿⠁⣀⢠⢤⣤⠀⠀⠉⢀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿
⠀⣴⣽⣷⣷⠆⠀⣴⣾⣿⣔⡳⢦⡄⣄⣠⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿
⢰⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢻
⠸⣾⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸
⠀⠻⢿⣿⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸
⣷⣤⣀⣈⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠙⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣄⠀⠙⠛⠿⠿⠛⠁⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠘⠿⠶⠀⢀⣤⣤⡀⠙⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢰⣿

"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

in australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. so if the kangaroos decide to invade uruguay, each uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.