Grandmaster Baiter

Actually Zorp I deranked to silver 2

7/24 - Road to Global Elite (deranking to silver 4 by next Saturday)

One fine afternoon, I was sucking on some male genitalia as part of my Sigma morning routine. After completing this task with maximum efficiency, I of course had to begin playing BeamNG. I came across this man's profile after it claimed he had this game on his wishlist. I gifted this game to him, but I did not realize the effect this would have on the rest of the multiverse. Rishi.creater was able to insert himself into the game! I believe there is no recourse for our world as this man now owns the BeamNG universe. He has conquered all Newtonian physics and is now learning fluid dynamics (deepthroating BBCs) in order to take over the lost city of Atlantis. This man is a danger and a menace to society. I have used magic spells to confine him to BeamNG but if anyone is playing this game and yells KUMBAYA while jackhammering their ♥♥♥♥.....bewarned as Rishi.creater will exit from your monitor and GOBBLE your ♥♥♥♥....leaving you castrated.

he told me he was an instigator of the war in Iraq. im scared to admit i must believe him

queue lord of the rings soundtrack