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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:58am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:33am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 6:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:55am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:52am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:52am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:55am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:28am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 11:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:16am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 6:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:36pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:33pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:28am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:58am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:47am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:35am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:53am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:47am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:27pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:39pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:18am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:18am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:46am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:18am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:21am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:40am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 7:22am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:42am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:53am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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