Subete no Ymir tameni tsugu.
Ore no na wa Eren Jagur.
Shiso no kyojin no chikara o kaishi,
Subete no Ymir no tami e hanashikakete iru.
Paradi to ni aru subete no ka be no ko ushi tsuki ga to kare,
Sono nakani ume rarete ita subete no kyojin wa ayumi hajimeta.
Ore no mo kute ki wa ore ga uma wa sodatsuta paradi to no hitobito o mamoru koto ni aru.
Shikashi sekai wa,
Paradi to no hitobito shimetsu suru koto o nozomi,
Kono shima nomi narazu,
Subete no Ymir no tami ga korosa re tukusu made tomaranaidarou.
Ore wa sono nozomi o kabamu,
Ka be no kyojin wa,
Kono shima no so to ni aru subete no chihyo o fuminarasu.
Soko ni aru inochi o konoyo kara kuchiku suru made.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

♥♥♥♥♥ Weeb

Don't trash talk
Coz comeback is REAL!!! (not really mah)

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