How much washing up can you do without any washing up liquid?

Tight Skirt? Recipe for rape.

Why play games when you can play life.

Somebody cried when Hitler died - Lord Buckethead

If God made everyone then who made God

You have to wash your hands or they will respawn.

Look at your cat, it gave birth to mine.

The secret ingredient is crime.

Its not who you know, its who you blow.

If you can handle the blade, you can handle the pig, Indeed

I'm gonna hit the sack and i'm not talking bed.

9/11 happened because it was a ♥♥♥♥ airline.

"Look what i found" - Me - "It wasn't me" - Pebby

9/11 must of been bloody good news.

A punch will come out of Narnia, and you'd get hit by the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. - Me