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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 2:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 3:56pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:34am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:14pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:37am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:56pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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